shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
