I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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