Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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