scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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