I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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