We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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