A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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