Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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