Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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