We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
