so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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