YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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