Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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