3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
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He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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