My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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