grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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