Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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