Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have fence marks all over my body
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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