Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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