If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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