I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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