She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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