okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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