I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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