what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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