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Me. At least after what I've been through.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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