I don't think brook has ever known best
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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