this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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