we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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