My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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