this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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