NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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