i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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