She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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