I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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