For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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