this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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