it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
