She's JV to your varsity
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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