On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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