my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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