My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
