I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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