I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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