Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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