He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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go home
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why are your pants in the freezer?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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