You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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