these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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