And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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