she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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