I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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