Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She even gives head with a lisp.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I supernannyed him into submission
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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