I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I deserve this hangover.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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