They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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