Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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