we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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