Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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