I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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