found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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