it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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