I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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