I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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